CELTIC

The only cup to be awarded by FIFA - Best Fans in the world Award.

Set the world record for most fans going overseas for a football match

"80,000 fans went to Seville 2003 for UEFA Cup final - 0 arrests"

by Sean M June 12, 2005

celtic

A scottish football club that are totally pish!!!
They wear a horrible green and white hooped top and there supporters have to use all there giro money to go and watch them and then they have to get crisis loans to pay for there 15 kids to eat!!!!!!!
There board are also that tight with there money that the only bonus there players get is that they can shag the celtic boy's club!!!!

Fuckers
Stupid
No hopers

by Henrik Larsson April 13, 2005

Celtic

A football team who very often mistake themselves to be better than there bitter rivals, glasgow rangers, who've won more trophies, infact much more trophies. They play in a 4 star UEFA stadium named piggery which might aswell be a big green fence around each side, some plastic squares as seats, and 60,000 father jacks (from father ted), compared to ibrox stadium being 5 starred.

So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.

Q: What's the best scottish team?

A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.

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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?

A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.

by Orange? March 14, 2009

Celtic

A scummy football team from Glasgow's East End who cheat their way through every game, and, in season 07/08, managed to cheat their way to the SPL title by dodgy decisions by referees and linesmen. Also every Celtic fan believes that somehow they are related to Ireland and that there were about 10,000,000 Celtic fans in Seville when they reached the UEFA Cup Final in 2003. More proof that Celtic FC are scum is that their own manager cast a blind eye upon a paedophile ring that was operating inside the club (Big Jock Knew).

CFC Big Jock Knew BJK ScumCeltic

by OneMan'sSilenceHurtManyOthers April 15, 2009

celtic

The Boston Celtics, a not-bad basketball team that plays in the NBA, they have a few good players like Ricky Davis, etc.

Jimmy:Who won the game yesterday?
Joe: It was the Boston Celtics idiot!

by C-R-U-N-K July 12, 2005

celtic

A Scottish(When it suits them) football team. One half of the gruesome twosome, also known as the Old Firm. Along with their bigot brothers, Rangers, they continually embarrass Scotland by going on and on and on about Irish history. Claim to hate the English but would jump at the chance of joining the English league. Only good thing about them is their manager Gordon Strachan, former player of the mighty Aberdeen, who are the only Scottish side to have won 2 European trophies.

Celtic, Rangers = Old Firm Get To Feck

by Barry1903 September 10, 2008

celtic

1) An ancient race of people, who used to inhabit Great Britain prior to the Roman and Saxon invaders. The race was, like most ancient races wiped out by intermarriage between the many different inhabitants of Great Britain. These included, The Anglo's, Saxons, Jutes, Picts, Scots, Danes, Gauls, Roman Britons, Normans and Celts etc. There are probably others to. The languages of these races have survived to this day mainly due to a strange belief that it will improve the life of the people of Wales, Scotland, Ulster and Ireland. As well as a nostalgia for a period that is poorly recorded and was not at all romantic. Its main purpose as a language (there are many versions) is to give nationalists something to do, to waste education money trying to restart a dead language that was dead for a reason, and finally to really annoy English tourists with names they cant even pronounce.

2) A Scottish football team that for some reason thinks its Irish

1) Celtic-blah blah blah...dribble, spit
English-Just across the road

2)I live in scotland, I've never been to Ireland but I'm going to tell them what their doing wrong and try to stir up trouble because it wont effect me

by wiggy1988 November 2, 2006