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Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
by FuckJackie November 28, 2018
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Cesar

My buddy always has my back no matter what because he's Cesar.
by b_rise June 5, 2019
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Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.
Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.
by Lorddino August 18, 2015
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Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013
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cezara

Cezara is a bad ass bitch, she’s a very good friend and cares for others, but she can lose her respect for you real fast. When this bad ass starts catching feelings for someone, they better take their shot or else they’re going to regret it. Cezara prefers funny people over cute ones and can steal your man if she feels like it. Take care of her because she doesn’t keep that bitchy face on for long, she also has feels... A lot of girls envy Cezara.
Boy: Cezara is so pretty!
Girl: Whatever
by Janessa Alex Hug December 29, 2019
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Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"
by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009
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cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.
I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.
by iampandora May 14, 2015
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