Caulk the wagon and float it

To take your time and be cautious when crossing rivers, but also not so cautious that you will only cross a river if there is a ferry present.

Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.

Don't be foolhardy and just try to ford the river. Take your time, be cautious, caulk the wagon and float it.

by Christian Suba December 9, 2008

cauliflower

Ghost broccoli

Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?

by The dead tophat August 28, 2020

Cauldronading

A latin word, explaining the reaction caused by a destroyer in full force. As the smoke reaches terminal velocity, at approximatly 230 mph, it swirls in a circular pattern to create a cauldron like effect.

Can also be seen in other things like bongs such as the cauldronizing effect.

dude that shit is totally cauldronading right now.

by all this shits taken August 17, 2009

cauliamorous

Sexually orientated toward vegans.

"I was in a cauliamorous relationship, until homegirl ate a ham steak. Now we're through."

"Mature bear chub seeks twink for cauliamorous dalliances on the down low."

by ParchÞeSkald April 21, 2018

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Caulen

A legend of a man. Typically a heavy drinker and all around outstanding ninja/jedi like person.

Did you see that kid just chug a beer while doing a backflip? That kid is such a Caulen!

by masterjedininja July 28, 2011

cauldron

A large iron pot.
It is used for boiling food inside.
It is often used in fiction by Cannibals and Witches.

The witch had a cauldron.

by Liam Robinson January 24, 2008