One who reinforces the severity of their written message - usually in the body of an email - through the use of capital lettering.
I just got an email from my boss: FINISH THAT REPORT BY FRIDAY! What a capslockian.
Morrie: DID YOU SEE THAT RADIOHEAD TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW?
Phyllis: Ok, capslockian. Take some down time!
Morrie: DID YOU SEE THAT RADIOHEAD TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW?
Phyllis: Ok, capslockian. Take some down time!
by Ryan Connolly & Ryan Diduck January 6, 2008
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Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.
Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.
Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.
by prollygon July 7, 2011
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CAPITAL LETTERS on a computer screen which upsets people
for no real reason.
PS I wasn't even allowed to write the def in caps HAHA, I did try though.
for no real reason.
PS I wasn't even allowed to write the def in caps HAHA, I did try though.
Netguy111; HI HOW YOU GOIN????
Netguy222; Turn off the capslock, you d...weed loser, f...head!!They are very offensive, you ?)_*&^^%SHiTT!!
Netguy111: SORRY
Netguy222; Turn 'em off, you mongrel @#$%$^&*&head!!!!!Or I'll kill ya! AHhhhhhAAAAA,
my eyes!!!!!!!I'm bliiiinndd
Son of a ^&%^$^%$...
Netguy111; Wow...I'm so sorry...
Netguy222; Turn off the capslock, you d...weed loser, f...head!!They are very offensive, you ?)_*&^^%SHiTT!!
Netguy111: SORRY
Netguy222; Turn 'em off, you mongrel @#$%$^&*&head!!!!!Or I'll kill ya! AHhhhhhAAAAA,
my eyes!!!!!!!I'm bliiiinndd
Son of a ^&%^$^%$...
Netguy111; Wow...I'm so sorry...
by LINDAR May 30, 2006
Get the Capslock mug.9:31 PM Mesdo: W A R U M S C H R E I B S T D U E S D A N N ? ! ? ! ? !
9:31 PM profigamer44: capslockker !!!!
9:31 PM profigamer44: capslockker !!!!
by papasevon May 17, 2018
Get the capslockker mug.I really like this pink Hello Kitty microwave, but I don't wan't to be all capslock about my love for her.
by StillAlicia August 12, 2011
Get the capslock mug.When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna
have to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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