catrick

the bestest person ever although slightly hyper at times & often terrifying.
only eats wotsits and aero yoghurts.
likes beds,booze and other people's money
dislikes most food,spending her own money and small children who she doesn't know
often found in a drunken state of mind this is normal it doesn't mean she has found a secret stash of vodka

Catrick: your brother looks like he'd watch owl porn
Rosie: what? that's not even real porn! let's google it

by catricklover August 11, 2009

Catdick

another way to say instead of "fuck", "shit" or "bullshit"

This motha fuckas talking some catdick shit...

by jtan13 January 12, 2011

catlike

to be catlike is not a form of coolness or hotnesss...you are born it...You are majestic...beautifu, rich, shop at abercrombe and fitch, are a republican, and are mostlikey bi

kristen is so catlike
catlike mario cleaning the tractor
Im catlike because i am the Queen of england

by Jacob Cameron Brown December 18, 2007

Catdick

When someone pretends that they have a huge dick (girth and/or length), but it's actually someone else's dick picture ie. you've been catfished, but through a dick pic.

Friend one "From the pic I thought it was going to be an extra limb, but it was actually a micropenis."

Friend two "You've been catdicked!"

by illcompareyourmeercat May 14, 2021

catdick

A condition of the genitals wherein the wang swells up to ginormous proportions and becomes bright red. This condition is very painful and is usually brought on by extensive wanking. Named for the act of mating in domestic felines.

Boro has catdick.

by acvw March 17, 2004

catdicked

the act of being fooled by a man's large body size into thinking his penis will be of comparable measure, but is unsatisfactory. Credit to @anisaMFxo

Omg girl I got catdicked by big Johnny last night

by Lololidothis October 10, 2013

catnicks

A gay cat.

He was acting like a catnicks because he watched Project Runway.

by Jimmyandred November 20, 2009