catfish

you think you're talking to a fit bird and your actually talking to a 40-year-old obese plumber called Steve from Dorset who is wanking into a half-full bag of wotsits.

you: hey m, asl?
steve: hey baby, f here who is dtf
you: is this a catfish or am I in a dream!

by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

catfish wingman

A friend who creates a dating profile, let's use Match.com as an example, to pose as her friend whom she would like to see in a healthy relationship.

Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.

Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.

Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged

Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.

Catfish Wingman

by Everly Urgess May 14, 2015

Cattist

Someone who is very obsessed with cats. A person who cannot stand seeing cats get hurt.

She couldn't watch the cat dying because she's a Cattist.

by Lydiajup December 16, 2017

catfished by the cloud bots

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.

"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023

Catfishing

Hiding who you really are to hook someone into an online relationship using Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, MySpace or by cell phone.

Guy 1: "Hey so I met this new girl online! She is so hot!"
Guy 2: "Have you ever seen her in person?"
Guy 1:"No, does that matter?"
Guy 2: "Better make sure she's not a catfish.."
Guy 1: "You think she's catfishing?!"

by Hope Swan January 20, 2014

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

whiskerless catfish

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.

Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

by tony clifton III February 3, 2010