catnicks

A gay cat.

He was acting like a catnicks because he watched Project Runway.

by Jimmyandred November 20, 2009

catdik tongue

Upgraded human God. Ruling the futures past. Ruling the work world and every bitch in it. Sole owner of technologically advanced Sex drones inept with Person Pecker recognition.

Catdik Tongue is raised above the Wal-Mart parking lot, like Chris Angel. Like a God to reveal the latest The Pecker Reck name brand

by anonymous August 11, 2021

cardick

When you try to type “Carsick” and miss the “s”

Me: I got cardick a lot today
Uncle: Cardick?!?! XD

by Ant!~s0c!a/ July 27, 2021

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

Dan Caddick

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.

Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.

by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022

Danieluth Caddickuth

The largest force of testosterone roaming earth, his sheer aura causes pure magnetic force dragging women globally to his presence.

Are you begging for forgiveness? no im on my knees for Danieluth Caddickuth

by breadley smit December 14, 2023

Jim Caddick

The real name of Caddicarus.

Jim Caddick is a popular youtuber who goes by the name of Caddicarus, an England-based wacko who does the silliest videos. Oh, and he loves Cash Banooca.

person 1: "Do you know Caddicarus' real name?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's Jim Caddick."
person 1: "Oh, thats why he's called Caddicarus."
person 2: *silence*

by thesillycat February 4, 2025