When your cat is acting like a dick and running across your apartment in all directions knocking everything off every surface, making a lot of loud noises, and making you somewhat scared for your life.
by Loandthecosmos February 27, 2014
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Fun fact : Candad was a communist territory 31 years ago. It lasted very long, but then it lost 14% of its territory in 1989.
Fun fact : Candad was a communist territory 31 years ago. It lasted very long, but then it lost 14% of its territory in 1989.
I returned from Candad yesterday. It was very interesting!
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Candad is a country created 14 years ago. The 2 9 year old bisectors of the country is Skeppy and a6d. They both have locked up the numpty muffin, BadBoyHalo, for life because he hates french people, hates bald people (even though he's bald), hates McDonald's cheesy fries, hates all of the memes including 9 and 14, and he doesn't ping spoof the spoof ping.
In Candad, all of the citizens favorite food is McDonalds cheesy fries. Everyone there is also bald.
14 and 9 are Candad's most popular number, and everyone tweets BadBoyHalo everyday saying the 2 numbers. They also tweet the muffin the perpendicularity of all of the memes.
In Candad, all of the citizens favorite food is McDonalds cheesy fries. Everyone there is also bald.
14 and 9 are Candad's most popular number, and everyone tweets BadBoyHalo everyday saying the 2 numbers. They also tweet the muffin the perpendicularity of all of the memes.
by ping spoof the spoof ping??? June 29, 2019
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by Uncle CC September 29, 2010
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Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.
Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.
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by Shhhhhfjfh July 29, 2019
Get the Catdaddy2005 mug.Candad is one of the less known countries, most people who don't live there and know something about it are actually very intelligent. Candad is located between Mexico and Canmom. Candad is know by the best Internet speed in the world which equals 5.14 Terabytes per second (in some places even more). Candad's most known products are hair cream and MCDonald's Cheesy Fries. Interesting fact is that in Candad you can find a lot of turtles with apples in their mouth. As internet is very good in Candad, they use it a lot, so these are the most popular emoyis: "Japaneese symbol for begginer (noob)", turtle, magnifying glass tilted left or right, french fries, pinecone.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.
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