In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
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JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**
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Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .
Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).
Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).
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Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
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While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:
"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."
While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:
"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."
"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."
While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:
"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."
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