Carrot Top

A very talented comedien who just happened to bang your mother last night.

Dude, for some odd reason when I got home last night, The Almighty Carrot Top was leaving my house.

by NeroXenuLiger May 16, 2006

carrot top

a person with red hair(Also a term of adress.)

Take a hike, carrot top.

by Light Joker May 5, 2005

Carrot Top

when the tip of a mans penis has a tuft of hair on it

Frank: Dude, Jerry's so hairy, I bet he has a carrot top!

by samm...y May 17, 2006

carrot top

a short red head who plays volleyball

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017

carrot top

where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.

In order to finish off a relationship going sour i suggest you give her the carrot top

by mitch cumstine June 24, 2009

Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018