by dictionarynerd666tt February 28, 2019

One with extrememly frighteningly small hands and who smells of cabbage. Usually found hanging about the circus.
I was standing in line for peanuts, and this carny jacked my wallet! I knew it was one of those circus folk because I distinct smelt rotting cabbage!
by Emma July 4, 2004

1.One who smells like A-1 sauce and piss
2.One who fills the back of a pick up truck and swims in it
2.One who fills the back of a pick up truck and swims in it
by D Dan June 10, 2003

People that work at carnivals who have small hands and smell like cabbage. Austin powers sums this up.
You know, Carnies the people with small hands that always smell like cabbage
carnies carnivals cabbage mullet uncleanly
carnies carnivals cabbage mullet uncleanly
by sydddd300535 July 28, 2011

by pseudonymistaken April 12, 2014

Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers
by Carnieclockwatcher June 30, 2005

by trogdor February 7, 2003
