Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"

2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.

by ThatPyro September 16, 2015

Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.

You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"

by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007

Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Captain Obvious

(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman

"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!"
"Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood."
"Captain obvious strikes again"

by Rellek Aryc, LOAHS (Lord Of All He Surveys) January 11, 2004

Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.

Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"

by lars23x April 26, 2011