Capser

Someone who abuses the Caps Lock key on their keyboard.

John: I DONT WANT TO DO THIS I WANT TO SPAM SPAM
Mod: Shut down this capser!

by TheBigerMan July 2, 2011

shadow caster

An erect (usually female) nipple that protrudes through clothing enough to cast a shadow in full light.

Dude, check out the shadow casters on that chick's fun bags!

by un_malpaso March 13, 2009

Dirty Caster

When someone usually mixed with man titties shits while having gay butt sex with another man.

He did a dirty Caster while watching looney toons.

by I’m_not_gay. May 13, 2021

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

carsterbate

masterbating while driving in your car

dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated

by tim dog August 12, 2005

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

Campster

A form of hipster, typically found either at a summer camp or in transit to/from said camp. Campsters are marked by their allegiance to Chocos, Keens, Merrils, Toms, Rainbows, or any shoe that was hand-painted. They also tend to carry Camelbacks, grow not-impressive beards, treat swimming in lakes as akin to showering and consider Salute Your Shorts to be the greatest reality show in history. Often seen wearing Silly Bandz traded from younger campers in addition to their superfluous amounts of hand-strung friendship bracelets, Campsters are experts of archery, fishing, making things out of duct tape, making camp fires and know every single cheesy camp song ever (ironically, of course). Don't ask what camp they've just returned from - you've probably never heard of it. It's pretty new and underground, so you'll probably hear of it a few years when it sells out, becomes mainstream and starts buying brand name cereals.

Person A: Dude, where were you last month?
Person B: I was teaching 8 year olds how to break in a wild stallion at this camp I know in Ohio. You've probably never heard of it.
Person A: Wow, you are such a campster

by TopherFHF July 29, 2011