capitalism

Three words: Does not work. Of course, neither does communism, but since people are evil in nature, we'll pretty much never be happy.

Stalin to Russian government: "Maybe we should switch to capitalism" (Awkward silence)
Everyone: (roaring laughter)

by Dominik92 February 27, 2008

capitalism

The surest known process for separating the rich from the principled.

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

capitalism

Idea or system of government in which men may act on there own REASON.

CAPITALISM: A mans only limitation is the extent of his will.
SOCILISM: A man does what he is told nothing more nothing less...unless he likes dieing.

by Young calgar November 28, 2006

capitalism

A system where if you get a job and have a knack for buisness you can go anywhere. The system is usually shot down by lazy commie bloodsuckers.

Capitalism is one of the two sucsessful systems. The other is democracy

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

capitalism

An economic system that forces people to make something of themselves, instead of sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it, like in stupid communist countries. Capitalism rewards the hardworking people of America and other capitalist countries...until the liberal government comes along and takes it away to give to the lazy faggots on welfare...

Welfare is stupid.

by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) May 15, 2003

capitalism

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.

I hate capitalism.

by Serbize March 24, 2023

capitalism

1. A politico-economic system in which the owners of the most capital (means of production) use the government to steal the private property of the masses (often in the name of private property) via such measures as eminent domain, self-serving regulation, confiscatory taxation, inflationary spending, corporate bailouts, "too big to fail" doctrines, etc., in order to maintain their own position at the top of the wealth hierarchy.
2. A misnomer for the system combining social cooperation in the division of labor with respect for the private property of all, big and small. Properly called the free market.

The USA espouses capitalism, NOT the free market.

by therealjerry December 14, 2009