copulation

an excessive amount of police presence in a given area.

1) I was late for work because of copulation on the freeway. 2) My drunk driving resulted in copulation and arrest.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

Copulation

the amount of police officers typically found in a certain area

I can never speed around my house because there's such a dense copulation.

Don't worry about it, there is such a small copulation around here.

by The Graham November 13, 2011

COPulation

A group of Police Officers parked together talking in their police vehicles.

"I was riding down the street and I saw four officers COPulating in front of a 7-11."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

Cabflation

The unprecedented inflation of cabbage prices...induced by a sovereign debt crisis.

Dude, I'm gonna make like $10,000 an acre hydroponically growing cabbage...it'll be fucking sweet.

Cabbage prices are going to the moon! You just don't get it...I don't see it the same way.

Have you heard about the recent cole slaw shortage? Yeah dog, it's totally cabflation.

Bro, I went to buy some cabbage at the store but it was like way too expensive...it would have cost a boat full of gold.

by Knowledge and Gold Dropper August 14, 2010

cacalations

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

by hoziwan June 18, 2022

Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.

"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020