Golden Caprisun

When a catheter is removed from an individual and injested by a receiving party.

This action can also be performed when a catheter is pushed into the urethra and injested.

“I saw grandma drinking a Golden Caprisun earlier today”.

by Mr Charmatic November 28, 2018

caprisun

One of the tastiest refreshments known to man.

If you don't like Caprisun, you can suck my cock.

by Babby October 24, 2006

Caprisun

Pouches of juice that are easy to open because they have an idicated hole to open from. You can build walls with them that will surely keep invaders from Narnia out. Commonly found in the mini vans of soccer moms.

Man 1- is that a caprisun?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?

by FreshestAvocado November 26, 2018

Cholo Capris

Jorts worn by guys who think they are really tough. They are so baggy that they end up looking like European manpris.

Person 1: Ew look at those manpris on that metrosexual.
Person 2: Naw sucka that's a true G. Dose is shorts.
Person 1: Haha no. They are way too long. If you don't want to call them capris you have to admit they're cholo capris. You can only see his ankles!

by JWSZ July 17, 2009

capristone

an alcoholic beverage made of capri sun and keystone beer, tastes like a cheap wine

we sat around all day drinking capristone

by travis HXC July 18, 2009

Gangster Capris

Long, usually denim shorts worn by urban miscreants in the southern US that resemble the female "non-pants" known as capris. The desired effect is to look like a child who raided his father's drawers. See also: Hoodlum High-waters

Did you see that reprobate in the gangster capris?

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock August 22, 2011

man capris

Pants or trousers, usually GAP cotton khakis, that are several inches too short for a man to really be wearing.

Hey Josh, do not wear man capris to work again. Get some trousers that fit you now that you have graduated from college and are no longer in the 8th grade.

by newelisms October 17, 2008