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Cantelouping

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(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.
Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.
by Lena Mae January 19, 2008
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Cantaloupe

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That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them
Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"
by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020
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cantaloupe

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Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.
Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
by ChrisSee October 16, 2008
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cantaloupal

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an adjective that describes someone who's ass is so huge that it seems as though each buttcheek is a giant cantaloupe
Dale: Ew, look at that girl.

Henry: Woa! She's pretty cantaloupal.
by Harry Sachz September 26, 2007
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Cantaloupey

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Having the qualities of a cantaloupe , in appearence, texture , scent, or taste.
Guy 1: Dude check out the massive cantaloupe esque tits on that blonde over there!

Guy 2: You mean cantaloupey?
by GamerGuy69 January 17, 2009
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cantaloping

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Jennie said to her lab partner, "Stop cantaloping with them." when he kept walking to other groups.
by Argent101 February 16, 2009
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screaching cantaloupe

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a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms
Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!
by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009
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