When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010
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Get the Douche Canoe mug.Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
by harlequinxx July 30, 2010
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*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018
Get the Douche Canoe mug.A City in South-East England. With a Cathedral. And some parks. And a lotta buses. And 2 Waterstone's that are back to back with each other, which is pointless!
by Stuzzagal July 8, 2011
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Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.
Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.
by Eroc letni March 31, 2022
Get the Canoe Club mug.A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.
Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!
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