Canonsburg

A small town in Pennsylvania with nothing to do but decorate a Perry Como statue and bitch about nativity scenes.

OMG this town is so boring! I must be in Canonsburg

by GrandMasterElby December 15, 2010

Calcium Cannons

A term invented by a user on Twitch by the name of "Phase6ix" used to describe women's large breasts.

"Bruh those are not milkers those are mf Calcium Cannons! Weapons of Mass Distraction! If she doesn't keep those things in the holster George Bush is gonna reassemble a strike team to go retrieve them!"

"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"

"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"

by Actual Genius October 22, 2022

Calcium cannons

Large female breasts

“Damn Shorty got them Calcium Cannons!”

by Deeznuts710 March 12, 2022

Canonsburg Middle School

Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.

Do you want to go fishing down at Canonsburg Middle School, I am sure we could get some big ones.

by CM is ass May 24, 2019

Canonsburg middle school

A cancer ridden shit hole excuse for a middle school. The teachers are fucking retarded, the lunches taste like shit. Its always hot as fuck. And when it is cold its way too cold.

Canonsburg middle school is garbage

by Get oofedm9 December 8, 2017

mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Canonsburg

A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.

I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!

by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018