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Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!
by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021
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Glass Cannon

Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.

The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.
by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021
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Ganon Cannon

A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal.
Luigi: Hey Mario, you see that Ganon Cannon?
Mario: MAMA MIA!
by DKsDownBInTheAir June 28, 2009
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Muff Canyon

A Mountaineer's Dreamy Vista: A large, moist, forested valley, containing many entrances to underground systems which are all quite suitable for spelunking.
"Greetings, good sir. And where is it that you have come from?"
"Oh, I was just visiting Mount Clitoris, at the north end of the Muff Canyon."
by The McFreudian Elbow September 8, 2015
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Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.
Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.
by Gringo Flaco January 16, 2014
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Cannon Rush

A cannon Rush comes from the game Starcraft. It is when the protoss race takes a probe and "secretly" starts building cannons in the enemies base. If successful, it's deadly.
Player 1: Haha, I'm going to cannon rush because I have no skill!
Player 2: Fuck you faggot!
Player 2 has left the game.
Player 1 is victorious!
by Anterez August 21, 2013
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North Canton

A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.
Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you
by Jimbob le Vestan October 16, 2018
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