i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.

ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 20, 2021

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

Candy corning

After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face

I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well

by Thebill169 February 26, 2024