Devil's Candycane

Your first poop after a hemorrhoid surgery and it comes out with bloody stripes.

My first shit after hemorrhoid surgery looked like the devil's candycane.

by genXtortion17 March 2, 2022

russian candycane

When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree

it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite

by petty jones July 24, 2006

da me candela

"Dar candela" literally translates to "give the candle/fire." It's used in Puerto Rican slang to describe being given or giving a hard time.

SN: I'm Puerto Rican and have NEVER heard it used to reference anal sex though I can see how it'd work.

"Da me candela" would mean "Give me the candle."
"Este nene me esta dando candela!" would mean "This boy is giving me a hard time!"
"Si ella no me deja quieta, le doy candela!" would mean "If she doesn't leave me alone, I'll give her the fire!"

by BoricuaMami1159 April 23, 2017

candece

A super sweet gal with a nice figure. A lot of guys want to be with her but she's a real heart breaker. Her beauty needs to be more appreciated

Wow look at candece, she's so pretty

by Philo's mom December 26, 2016

Candycasa

"Home Sweet Home."

Candy/sugar highs or lows (the blues) can strike at home, anytime.

Nonetheless, as the cliche goes, "There's no place like home." Sometimes its' sweet, and sometimes being at home gives you the blues ... like sugar can be sweet or not - and make you crash.

Still, home is "As Good As it Gets." We can be our best, or our worst. And get the best, or worst, treatment too ...

Home again, home again, jiggedy jig ... to my Candycasa.

by Candycasa April 1, 2010

Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.

Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.

by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

candycane

when a guy is getting head, and right before he shoots his load, he pushes the person doing the sucking off his cock, punches them in the face, then shoots a load on their face. when the cum mixes with the blood, it looks like a candy cane. also called strawberry shortcake

i candycaned your mom last night

by dan tumi October 2, 2003