new canaan

Pretty nice, wealthy place in Connecticut. All the kids are taking the hardest classes possible. Lots of attractive people there. To fit in you need to be wealthy, attractive, and athletic. So many parties here in NC (like every weekend). The town is awesome with a movie theater, red mango, starbucks, j-crew, etc. The people are nice but could be snobby, probably not as snobby as New York City though.

new canaan

by business15 April 13, 2013

Caravanner

One who owns a customized recreational vehicle suitable as a living space and is used to travel often or perhaps even a primary residence. This can be a motor home, RV, caravan, 5th wheel camper trailer or cargo van. Similar to a Vanner, a CaraVanner usually infers bigger than a standard van although definitely includes vans, small vans and even tiny camping trailers.

Their customized rig, which they live in has USB charging ports, bluetooth, LED widescreen, solar panels on top, power invertors and gas powered generators, a wine fridge and a theatre-grade sound system, custom paint job and satellite internet service... Just like a true caravanner should!

by Su8LiMe1 December 5, 2021

New Canaan

New Canaan is a good place to live. The people are really nice, although they can be a little snotty.True, it's hard when you walk down the street(if you actually do, instead of in an air conditioned Mercedes) to not see a Range Rover or a suburban. However, it's unfair to stereotype NC people. They are actually really nice, and before you judge you should meet the people. Also,despite the perfectly manicured lawns and huge mansions on Brushy Ridge,look on the inside and be surprised with what you find. Many women get their nails done(I was at Floris and saw a 6 year old there!!!!)as well as their daughters. To the people in Norwalk: Don't base NC people on how they act with the LINKS program-it sucks. Just because they have more expensive clothes than you or a bigger house than yours does not mean that you should be mean and say that all NC people are like that.You are just jealous. It's okay: everyone can be. You can probably tell that I live in New Canaan. just because you live in a smaller house than everyone else doesn't mean we are worse than anyone else.

Maybe New Canaan has its cons: but it has pros too, just like every other town.

by Sparkling Perrier July 31, 2006

canadank

Canadank is an adjective describing any high quality marijuana strains coming from Canada. One of the most popular strains that is canadank is BC Bud

P1: Wheres that shit from?
P2: What??? Man this is canadank. Straight from BC bro.
P3: Nyce, load that mang.

by DaNkredibleFulk December 2, 2005

New Canaan Police

A piss-poor excuse for a police department that "serves" the town of Orange Coun - er, New Canaan Connecticut. Due to the absence of any real crime in New Canaan, the responsibilities of the glorious NCPD includes pulling over newly licensed teenagers for 5-10mph speeding and bitching at them like they just committed homicide. It's a real good thing they stuck it to those hardened criminals by putting unnecessary blemishes on their driving records and skyrocketing their parents' insurance premiums. Go New Canaan. The flagship officers of the department often secure the more high-risk calls, such as standing around like dumbasses at school dances and other events, and then make frequent visits to the school parking lot for the rest of the night where they intercept teenagers returning to pick up their cars after having some fun with their friends, question them, and often breathalyze them as they do at the entrance to every school dance.

Even more pitiful than the police who ride around in their cruisers searching for teenagers to harass while they ignore the real threat - braindead trophy wives driving on their cell phones - are the "Bike Patrol Corps." Yes, New Canaan Police have their very own BIKE SQUAD. Consisting of the cops that were too much of an embarrassment even on standard traffic duty, the Bike Patrol cops endure a 2 week training course the police themselves describe as "RIGOROUS" to become bike cops. Requirements for admission to the bike corps include the following...
-The balls to wear short-shorts over your gelatinous, hairy legs
-The ability to ride a bike without training wheels
-Total lack of self-esteem

Guy 1:Hey man, did you hear about New Canaan Police Officer Ferraro?
Guy 2: No, what's up?
Guy 1: He crashed his police cruiser twice while pursuing teenagers who were on foot, so they put him on bike duty. As a bike cop, a couple of teenagers switched the brakes on his bike. He was riding towards an old lady when he tried to slam on his back brake, but because they had been switched he hit the front brake, flipped over and radioed in "officer down."
Guy 2: No, you're kidding.
Guy 1: I shit you not. So, now they've got him on the night shift as bike patrol. If you want to see him, hang around Elm Street between midnight and 5am to catch him on his normal patrol route.
Guy 2: Wow, what a complete and utter disgrace to real police officers and departments everywhere.

by Breathalyze me captain January 11, 2008

Canadangerous

1 :A person or thing who/that is dangerous by either nature design or circumstance, and of Canadian Origin or descent.

2:A situation which is dangerous, but one that can be overcome through the usage of skills unique to people of Canadian origin or descent

3: A situation considered Dangerous, or otherwise hazardous with conditions and or situations unique to people of Canadian origin or descent.

1 :The Canadian army is Canadangerous !

My friend John is really Canadangerous

2: Last night at Tim Hortons was Canadangerous

3: "Did you see that Ice rain last night ?, "Yah, that was canadangerous"

by Junovian December 2, 2011

Canadans

Generally what people from Canada should be referred to, that is, based on the logic that proper English dictates that Canadians are people from some place called "Canadia," not Canada.

Since we're called Americans, shouldn't Canadians be called Canadans and not Canadians?

by d_art March 10, 2005