Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022

chalowned

to get totaly destroyed, to be vaporised, to dissapear

the space ship was chalowned after getting hit by a nuclear bomb and a lazer beam.

by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008

Al Capowned

Something u say when u totaly ownd someone and u want to laugh at them and make them feel bad.

L77T: omg, u owndz me in teh cs.
OwNaGe: AL CAPOWNED!!!

by xsupercat8000 February 2, 2005

calzone stacker

Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.

I couldn't find the wet spot, so I pulled a calzone stacker on her and got out of there.

by Tikkanen November 29, 2006

calzone

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

by LoLuMaD September 7, 2007

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

Clowned to Death

Verbal Murder; when a targeted individual (usually the bitch of a group) FREAKS OUT after receiving a facial of insulting jokes from friends. Usually performed by 2 or more roasters, although solo work can be done by the skilled.

After making fun of him about his vagina, he cussed us out in front of a 5 year old boy and his mother. Its official, he was CLOWNED TO DEATH.

by houSTONER January 7, 2010