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brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.
Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.
by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021
mugGet the brown calciummug.
What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
mugGet the The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)mug.

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.
I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020
mugGet the calcium sandmug.

Calcium Stearate

1) Scum
2) A white, powdery substance (C36H70CaO4, learned about in GCSE triple chemistry) made by soap (C18H35NaO2) reacting with permanent hard water ions ("Ca2+") to make "lathering" much more difficult. This is not to be confused with scale, which is made by boiling temporary hard water.
1) Politicians? Utter bags of Calcium stearate, they are!
2) In South England, we have mostly hard water. Yes, it lines the bath with calcium stearate sometimes, but the nutrients are great.
by Itz Rob October 26, 2016
mugGet the Calcium Stearatemug.

Calcium Daydream

When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.
John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.

"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
mugGet the Calcium Daydreammug.

The calcium harbinger

The calcium harbinger is what you call someone you hate and uses ai
Person 1: ugh I hate that guy with his freakin ai art
Person 2: that's what I call a case of the calcium harbinger
by Skraillexx March 30, 2024
mugGet the The calcium harbingermug.

Calcium

it is calcium
your teeth crowns are mostly made up of calcium
by sr20dett October 25, 2022
mugGet the Calciummug.

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