Calcium Daydream

When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.

John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.

"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."

by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 06, 2024

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

Calcium canisters

A more scientific way of saying breats/tits/boobs

Ty: You're mom is such a milf, her calcium canisters are huge

Tandy: yeah I know but chill

by Goofy-J December 30, 2021

brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

Thin calcium

Cum

Man i jerked off yesterday and a lot off thin calcium came out

by HOMERDICKSOAP November 29, 2021

Calcium

it is calcium

your teeth crowns are mostly made up of calcium

by sr20dett October 25, 2022

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025