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de-canadienized

Removing any remnants of canada from your person, after leaving canada for any period of time.
Bob has to be de-canadienized, his head is full of cheese, and he keeps mentioning the letter 'a.'
by deftbird September 8, 2006
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Montreal Canadiens

The team in the NHL with the greatest backing from the LGBT community. Mostly thanks to Montreal having one of the largest homosexual/transvestite communities in North America.
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"
#1: I heard the Montreal Canadiens are playing tonight.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.
by minkmcfeeget September 19, 2009
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canadien history

making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
that chic was badass, she let me show her some canadien history
by snowj February 15, 2010
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Canadien

Canadien; Not American....uh yeah.

Canadien; America's red headed step shild
Speaks British English because they are P.O.H.M's.
Can't be the world's best friend because no one knows who they are.
Believes in cowering while that "other" country does all of the dirty work.
Has horrible laws that prevent their citizens from defending themselves from criminals; while that "other" country has right to carry laws, and you can legally carry pepper spray and knives.
Uses only the metric system. The "other" country uses both.
Thinks it has good beer. I wouldn't call Labatt's the tastiest thing around. The "other" country has some very tasty microbrews.
Has no sense of humor. In fact, has such a low self image that it has to define itself by how it's not like that "other" country.
Can't seem to say anything without making it sound like a question. Eh?
Provides some mediocre comedian talent to the "other" country.
Doesn't provide the world with the best hockey players. The Europeans might have something to do with that.
Has no military left because of 40 years of socialist government. Might have to rely on that "other" country to protect it.
Has to constantly tell the world they are not Americans because nobody knows who "they" are.
by An Even Clever American April 19, 2006
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Canadien Noob

A Canadien that is usually very noobish and loud and funny. He can sometimes be amusing with his noobness but sometimes be very strange and confusing. Usually good looking and smells good though
Hey, that Canadian is very noobish but he is soooooooooo hot. Goodness a Canadien noob can be so confusing sometimes
by Joesh2772 December 13, 2011
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Canadiense

Un hombre que viene de un pais, lo nunca haga algo. Simpre hace frio, y juegan hockey de hielo. Deben jugar futbol AMERICANO!
by Maria Juana May 10, 2003
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canađiêns

canađiên is a combination of two words from two differnent languages: canadian, from english, meaning someone from canada, and điên, from vietnamese, meaning crazy. This is a joke commenly used to express that all canadians are crazy.
All of those canađiêns are crazy!
by A canađiên May 16, 2011
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