Too Cakey

When a food item (mostly breads or pastry desserts) has the consistency, texture, or flavor that resembles.

I don’t like your wheat bread because it’s Too Cakey

by Hirrary Crintin July 25, 2018

cakey van

419 or 439 unit, Motor Luggage Van and Gatwick Luggage van respectivly. A coloquial word used by Stewarts Lane depot shunters and the former train engineer of the VSOE. Used to carry cakes to the Stewarts Lane mess room

"Send down the Cakey Van"

by tom September 19, 2003

Cakey wavytona

The Bronx bully

Cakey Wavytona is a Bronx fighter that never lost a fight and be running down on girls

by Cakey wavytona March 12, 2020

Cakey booty

a samll but cute ass

She got a cakey booty but she fine as hell!

by zoe dub January 14, 2008

cakey wakey

jacob ross..

our cakey wakey was very cute

by ObinLaden69420 May 18, 2025

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

Cakey

A girl, usually from Plymouth or the surrounding areas, whose behaviour is sickly and twee. She reacts to shiny shoes by facing out her palms, pointing her fingers up, and emitting a shrill sound. She loves tiny little dogs in handbags, glossy pink lipstick and Michael Jackson songs.

"HAHA! Did you see that bird with the perm and shiny miniskirt?"
"Yeah, cakey twat!"

by PlymuffPete May 25, 2021