cassius

Egomaniac, who is insecure and lacking in intellect. Often seen with cretins and other idiots

Everybody hide! that cassius is coming.

by dr. feelgood May 13, 2005

poon 'cassius' tang

a nigga that drives a pink cadillac with 85 inch rimmazoids

man last night i got so much 'cassius'

by nigger q April 6, 2005

Cassius

Dumb Ass. He is unable to remain faithful in a relationship. If you see a cassius, run the other way unless you want a broken heart.

girl: Do you think i should date cassius?

other girl: Hell no, hes a fuckboy!!!!!!

by Mrs.Turtle February 16, 2018

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD

Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.

by Mallate April 12, 2005

Cassius

Cassius is a dumb person who has no friends and is ugly, if he has friends they are all nerds. Except for one of them (my name is cassius and I approve this message)

Cassius is dumb

by Cassius=stupid September 21, 2020

Cassius

A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.

"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."

by Thirst3 March 6, 2020

Cassius

Cassius a fucking dickhead and a goddam SIMP, he also thinks he is cool

Omfg Cassius is a simp

by Gäy Cassius March 20, 2020