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shawn cage 

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.
"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.
shawn cage by punkdunk November 13, 2019

shrimp cage 

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”
shrimp cage by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

Sperm Cage 

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
Sperm Cage by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

sanding the roll cage 

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion
Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination
Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

cagesploitation

1. Any film that featured a performance of American actor Nicolas Cage.
2. Films that can be said to celebrate or exploit the emergent subcultural appeal of actor Nicolas Cage. Cage typically delivers a manic, high energy performance in unexpected off-the-wall situations. Notable entries include Face Off (1997), Wickerman (2006), and Mandy (2018).
I don't feel like watching a period piece tonight; howabout a cagesploitation movie?
cagesploitation by DF Bizzle November 17, 2020