Caelen

An absolute legend, who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Just think of Will Smith at his prime, and that is what a Caelen will look like ( but more good looking).

You are so sexy, you are a Caelen!

by Jermaine Jeff March 18, 2021

Caelen the giant

He is an aggresive giant who does not feel pain and is very strong...
don't mess with him and even if you are his friend he will hit you with a powerful slap...

Naruto: I Was Beaten By Caelen the giant
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both

by ironpenguin333 October 19, 2018

Caelan

like the male version but for them females who have the great fortune of being named caelan. as a female named caelan, everything is true, for the most part. but instead of huge cocks we have big asses and curvaceous bodies. usually not straight whether that be bi, pan, or full on gay.. you got it whether u admit to it or not. we have double digit body counts too. jk thats a lie. its only 9.

caelan is such a whore but i would kill to be her.

by c-swizzleswifty April 18, 2021

caelea

Caelea is a crazy beautiful girl who's lowkey boy crazy but to awkward to date she's the therapist in her friend group and a lil cat crazy

The caelea of the group always knows what to do

by Pineapple ;{ November 6, 2017

Caelen

Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018

calean

A man on a mission, who has a brother who's name starts with "m" He has brown hair and eyes, and loafers

Calean has hair!

by #FreddyKruger March 7, 2017

Callean

- long and blond hair
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo

"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher

by Snaggy Shaggy March 10, 2017