Cadaver dick

A dead man's dick .

She's such a whore she would ride a cadaver dick!

by Hoddie June 18, 2017

Cadaveric Hun

When the fat neckbeard forever alone sweaty stinky hungarian virgin nerd in your office goes to the bathroom in a group along a few romanian virgin nerds and they all touch his ponytail while masturbating.

Here comes the cadaveric hun again, watch out, his ass smells like digging Ramses's grave.

by spaima graselor February 22, 2019

Cadaveribus Sanguisugis

What the Vatican calls a sapient, rapey and omnimalevolent bloodsucking ghoul which referes to the same cryptid the Romăni call strigoi, nosferatu, or vampiri (not to be mistaken for anything remotely similar to the outstanding jackass Bill Compton, anything from the Fright Night movies, Jeff the Killer, nor our sweet Kaneki but rather some unholy thing infinitely more macabre and terrifying).

Police : Just what are we fucking dealing with here?
The pope : Cadaveribus sanguisugis, a real fucking vampire.
Realfuckingvampire : FUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT! *Chomp*
Hitler : Oh, liebes ruhmloch, nein! Fick mich in meinen blutigen Jungfrauenarsch!

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

waking the cadaver

BRUTAL ASS DEATHCORE! NIGGER!

brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?

Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.

brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?

by mattzula January 13, 2009

Cadaver

Bucket of forks

I threw the cadaver at her

by Sir Lemons IV February 12, 2018

Cadaverer

Noun: a person who cadavers or makes a cadaver

“Who was the cadaverer that made this cadaver I’m eating?”

by Pseudo science mann November 6, 2020

Homo-Cadaver

A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.

He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.

by Tard November 5, 2004