Someone who is cackhanded is lefthanded, and hence a clumsy fool who can't write or use a knife and fork properly.
My sister is cackhanded. It's really annoying because you can never find righthanded scissors in the house despite the fact that 3/4 of my family are righthanded. I'm sure she chucks them away as a result of her bitter twisted resentment of the fact she's not normal.
by RH Rule August 15, 2006
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by iva big cock man October 23, 2003
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-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
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Get the cockmangler mug.Also known as “Crack Man”, “Crack” or “Dan Coughlin” - a young lad from Billericay who likes to endulge in crack cocaine of an evening.
“CrackManCough is on a mental one today”
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“ hey, y’all heard Tommy got into a fight again?”
“ yeah man, I’ll take him on anytime.”
“ nah, not me bro, I don’t fuck with those Cockman’s”
“ yeah man, I’ll take him on anytime.”
“ nah, not me bro, I don’t fuck with those Cockman’s”
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