crap

Hey crap for brains, crap isn't a swear.
by Jimmy Jilly March 17, 2004
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crapness

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way
"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
by jeny October 5, 2007
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crapping

hanging out where there is the highest concentration of great deals and values (like pack animals, which defecate near the areas where they frequently hunt or graze)
"We were just crapping at the Piggly-Wiggly and saw soup on sale, 3-for-$1."
by jackie brodenheezer November 15, 2005
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crap

an essential ingredient to add to some clown's dinner
don't tell randall i put a crap in his campfire soup
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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crapping

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.
Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.
by Evotistical August 19, 2011
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crap

Crap: a word with too many definitions to define. Possible meanings : feces, random object one is too lazy to name, something considered terrible, etc. It has a tendencie to be used in somewhat unfortunate similies/metaphors. Ex: That tastes like crap.
That was crappy music!
Dude! Flush your crap after you go!
Aww crap.
I cleared out all the crap in my closet.
Get your crap out of my room before I beat the crap out of you!!!!
by The Generic Psycho September 3, 2009
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crap

1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)
I can't believe you're listening to this crap.
by Andy November 30, 2004
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