chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 26, 2006

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one of the poorest & grossist cities on the East Coast of the US. Also known as Cheddah.

"let's go down to Chester & buy some crack rocks..."

by KimKim November 25, 2006

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Chester

chester hick town with lots of dutchy rich kids waitin to get the shit kicked out of them.

you know that rich kid from chester?
yea got his head kicked in yesterday.
f**king dutchbag.

by dsmallz March 27, 2009

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(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."

"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"

"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."

"Well, at least you didn't pull a coffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."

by Flicka the White September 19, 2006

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Chester, Is a village in Nova Scotias South Shore. There is a lot of gang warfare here and a lot of binge drinking done on the ocean in boats both powered by engine and sail. Some of the residents are extremely into sailboat racing with many owners boats being crewed by rum and coaine fuelled young adults. These sailboat races usually end up in late into the night benge drinkings and with your girlfriend having sex with one of your friends. If you go to Chester bring a straw and its not for your drink. Or a bill but you cant spend it.

Chester is a drinking town with a sailing problem.
i went to Chester Race wekk and stayed up for 4 days getting liquored.

by johhny lambert May 3, 2009

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