Calcium Daydream

When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.

John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.

"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."

by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Calcium Mark

A calcium mark is a white mark that shows up when you don’t brush your teeth you shitty sperm.

Guess Who Has A Calcium Mark
PIETER SMELLIES Y

by Tyler Maltas April 20, 2023

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

Calcium Stearate

1) Scum
2) A white, powdery substance (C36H70CaO4, learned about in GCSE triple chemistry) made by soap (C18H35NaO2) reacting with permanent hard water ions ("Ca2+") to make "lathering" much more difficult. This is not to be confused with scale, which is made by boiling temporary hard water.

1) Politicians? Utter bags of Calcium stearate, they are!
2) In South England, we have mostly hard water. Yes, it lines the bath with calcium stearate sometimes, but the nutrients are great.

by Itz Rob October 26, 2016

Thin calcium

Cum

Man i jerked off yesterday and a lot off thin calcium came out

by HOMERDICKSOAP November 28, 2021

calcium boulders

A descriptive term for female breasts characterized by an unusually large and full appearance, often resulting from hormonal influences associated with surgical procedures such as fat transfer augmentation, or physiological changes during pregnancy.

She has some nice calcium boulders.

by Doctor WTF October 29, 2025