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Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018
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Buzzed Up

To indicate a level of intoxication well beyond buzzed (aka moderately intoxicated), but several drinks (assuming an aggressive pace) short of being unaware nor rightly held responsible for inadvertently passing out and falling through the plate glass shower door to the horror of your husband and children or similar situations involving commonly overlooked "death traps" present in most households.

A reference point indicating you like to party and make no apologies for doing so, typically in cavalier fashion unaware or indifferent to being labeled obtuse, if not off-putting; when you become one with the party and, as it courses through you, exhibit confidence that is not consistent with overall relevance and credibility.

The point at which high level of confidence become blinding; when carrying seemingly simple and "genius" plans that may prove debatable are encouraged.
Baby, seriously- please stop saying that. I'm NOT completely wasted? I already told you I'm a little "buzzed up" from a celebration in the office. Is feeling a little loose a federal offense, again. Damn. . zzzzzzzzzzzz . . . Huh, lipstick on my boxers, what? That's outrageous. Just go back to sleep. . . .... I said give me those. Seriously.
by Jerriam-Web$ter's August 25, 2010
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buzzed

If your not completly drunk after drinking, but you still feel a bit drunk, than your buzzed.
It's another way to say tipsy
"Are you drunk?"
"Nah, I'm just buzzed"
by RIL2 June 4, 2008
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Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.
“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”
by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021
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buzze

A power word to describe an amazing achievement or feet of strength. A single word to express great emotion
lifting that car and saving that lady was totally Buzze
by Buzze Like a Bee May 14, 2017
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mother buzzer

Swearword or insult for a wasp.
(When a wasp bothers you while you're having dinner in your garden:)
"Fuck off, mother buzzer!"
by ChoclitBunny November 26, 2013
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neet buzzer

Northen England Term for a large moth.
Person 1: Oh God theres a neet buzzer in the house
Person2 : Get it out use the swatter
by Jennifer Annistonnn December 27, 2013
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