bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

by slamy July 23, 2004

the buttsman

the best he lives in Australia he hates racisms, sexism homophobia, transphobia but also SJWs.

the buttsman makes me laugh he so fucking funny

by GABRIALD January 17, 2021

buttmarked

When a faggot marks your ass for the taking.

Your in the pub and a queer laces your drink with rohypnol - you've been 'buttmarked'

by silky78 May 16, 2009

buttspank

a sport played on a pool table. players throw the cue ball to strike a single striped ball in hopes of getting the striped one in a pocket, giving the next person a strike. After three strikes a players is "out." Players may only throw from either short end of the table. Also, when the striped ball no longer moves, a strike results for the next person.

hey chad, drew, jamesy, andy, adam, and zach, let's play some f'in buttspank!

by rankerMcstank December 16, 2005

buttshark

When you leave your computer account (usually at work) unlocked, someone finds it and they send emails out (usually to a large amount of people) pretending to be you but saying ridiculous or embarrassing things.

A really good buttshark is one that people can't tell if the person actually sent it or if they got buttsharked. Another variation is to email one person, usually that person's mortal enemy, and apologize for everything and ask them out for beers but BCC everyone else.

Oh come on, you know that John got buttsharked. He has a girlfriend!

by Animaldrummer04 May 11, 2011

ButtMan

A ButtMan i a man who has a girl booty but its gross cuz it’s a male.

Coworker: Holy shit
Me: What?
Coworker:Richard is a fucking ButtMan
Me: what’s wrong with you?

by TheunderTakAH May 26, 2018

buttshank

Another word for anal sex

yo, i heard that jake got buttshanked last night, is that true?

yeah its true, it was me who banged him!

yolo right?

yolo

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 April 6, 2015