buttnapper

A buttnapper is one who rest his/her head on another person's butt, intentionally or otherwise.

"Chris, did you just lay your head back onto Jon's butt?"
"Noo..."
"You buttnapper!"

by tamagon400 May 19, 2010

buttninja

one who is a sneaky a-hole & hard to spot before it's too late, yet considerably annoying on every level that no one wants to be around...usually due to them just being an idiot & not being able to help their own stupidity..

"That guy who showed up at the last minute to go out with the rest of us is such a buttninja!...we HAVE to ditch him!!

by NomadJr November 5, 2010

buttpiper

One who is so full of utter bullshit, that he speaks or "pipes from his ass".

Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.

Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper

by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006

buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

Buttnick

The Buttnickest Of all the Buttnick gang

Buttnick Gang!!

by Senior Buttnick March 11, 2019

buttwipe

someone who is an asshole or someone who you despise immensely

Person A: "isnt that girl lilah such a buttwipe?"
Person B: "Yeah man i totally agree"

by bigravensfan January 11, 2011

Buttzip

Any amount of illicit substances that one chooses to sneak into prison by way of anal storage.

Dad: “Son, I need to hit the slopes asap”
Son: “Chill pops I gotchu with that buttzip”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son”

by Cuntrad McCrush June 26, 2018