Buttload

A term used by uneducated morons who really mean "boatload" but they are too wasted to have learned real words.

I have a buttload of cigarette butts.

by fedupwithdohdohs December 21, 2009

Buttloader

When you snif someones ass really hard you pass out from it

I Buttloaded (buttloader) that b*tch a*s so hard list night they had to perform CPR

by Shally Maze February 19, 2014

Buttload

Weight measurement equal to that of two tons or 4000 lbs.

That is a BUTTLOAD of concrete

by Herb Owenby July 27, 2005

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

by Dan Weyandt June 07, 2013

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

by nurseawesome February 20, 2014

Metric Buttload

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.

She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.

by DTM :<| January 17, 2005

metric buttload

The metric equivalent of a shit ton.

Dude, there was a shit ton of people at the party last night.

Well, I was gonna say a metric buttload. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 09, 2010