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Buttfuckistan

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A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.
That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.
by Benny Dover January 1, 2009
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Butt-Fucking Ugly

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A term used to describe an incredibly ugly person; someone you'd have to turn around to fuck. For people who aren't into anal, this is somewhat drastic.

Can also be shortened to "butt fugly".
Robin: Dude, look at the chick! She's so butt-fucking ugly!
Oliver: I dunno, man, I think I'd just paper bag her.
James: Hey, fuck off, dude! That's my sister!
Oliver: Family resemblance, eh?
by srs109 May 7, 2011
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For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
by pseudomath April 28, 2010
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buttfuckingham palace

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So, hows life over at buttfuckingham palace?
by L1BERTINA GR1MM October 10, 2007
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This is when a girl is getting fucked up the ass so hard that both her and the person fucking her knees buckle from the forces of fucking and getting fucked. Best observed in any porno where anal poundings are involved.
Dude me and my girl were fucking, it was Knee Buckling Butt Fucking night, she was so tired after that she fell asleep with my cock in her ass, what a night!

Knee Buckling Ass Fucking is the way to go
by Overloard October 15, 2010
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Phrase derived from Team America World Police - Some one who quits at an important time in a queer or gay monor. - also meaning a pussie.
Don't Be such A Butt Fucking Quitter Johnson!
by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008
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nonsense, bullshit, lies, crap, fools-gold, stupid-fodder, infuckingsane
Yo! Homey, I was under the illusion that I escaped the HELL hole I moved from, did the Bullfuckingshit stick to my ass?
by Amendment13 April 11, 2010
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