Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

buttering her chicken

once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie

:(

shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken

by sharman777 October 14, 2009

Buttering the Gnar

When a trick, mostly in snowboarding, is pulled off perfectly.

Nick is really buttering the gnar on his boardslides tonight.

by Josh Free December 29, 2007

buttering the cat

When an ableist tries so hard to help but instead just makes people sick.

She didn't need your help, man, you're just buttering the cat!

by Bay Grrl December 22, 2021