buttballscides

If you have a pair of nuts hanging out of your ass, then you have buttballscides. If you have buttballsides, you should kill yourself now because everyone hates you, and theres no cure.

*A couple is having sex for the first time*

Girl: why are there balls hanging out of your ass?
Dude: Oh...That...Thats nothing!
Girl: wait a sec... do you have buttballscides ?!?!
Dude: I Swear I don't!!! baby I love you!!
Girl: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

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buttmallows

The two cheeks making up one's ass. Buttocks.

Kathleen was too busy toasting her buttmallows by the fireplace to worry about the ringing phone.

by Boozy Tang January 5, 2008

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Butturalls

A death metal vocal style which sounds inhuman. Often describes as pig vocals or burp vocals. Some vocalists will perform gutturals by using their assholes.

HOLY FUCK! HE JUST THREW DOWN SOME SICK BUTTURALLS!!!!!

by KyleCadaver/Brandon Brodown June 6, 2009

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Buttaball

A fat kid who sits on his computer all day; sometimes the reason being because they are socially awkward and possibly dropped out of school.

Stan: Hey Joe, how come David never leaves his house to hang out?

Joe: Cause he sits on his computer all day playing video games, because he has no education.

Stan: Oh, so he is a butterball?

Joe: Ya boy he a buttaball.

by HeartzNDiamondz December 19, 2014

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butterballs

When you cum and some of the ejaculate gets on your testicles and begins to turn into a butter-like consistency as it slightly dries while you lie there nude basking in the post-orgasm glow.

After a few days of not jacking off, I had such a good orgasm last night that I looked down and had given myself butterballs.

by Celine Dion Fan Club President December 17, 2017

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