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burnout

A student or person that goes to class to learn but instead counts down the amount of minutes left in the class.
Look at those burnouts staring at the clock over there; they must be counting down.
by VictoriaJeska November 11, 2006
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Something stupid people do with their cars to impress equally stupid people. Its main component, wheelspin, is accomplishable with any automobile, but perhaps it takes a slightly powerful/upgraded machine to sustain it, creating the smoke desired it. No practical purpose other than to waste tire tread and possibly blow the tires. Muscle car enthusiasts strive to achieve this effect at starts of drag races for no real reason.
"CHECK OUT THIS BURNOUT ON M' '29 'VETTE 'EAAAAAAAAH! AMERCAN MUSCLE FOR LIFE! Who would ever need more than 4 gears anyway?"
The only real, at least half-good American sports car is the Corvette.
by Barcode711 May 19, 2007
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a highschool student who doesn't really fit in anywhere. not necessarily an outcast, but definitely not in the 'it' crowd. they can usually put up with your bullshit, and won't be purposefully rude to you, unless you're a freshcut. they enjoy music of the heavy metal/screamo/indie variety, uncharted clothing, and dyed hair. unique, and are oftern stereotyped as an 'emo', or 'scene kid'. however, this is not the case; burnouts just like to party. but not to be mistaken with typical partying: because lets be honest - we really don't like you :)
'hey, that janice girl is such a burnout'
by - crackerjax , June 2, 2009
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When something a person or a group has planned in advance or is looking forward to does not happen. May be exclusively used in California. An extended use of burn.
Person 1 : Dude, Jay flaked and now we have to walk to the library.

Person 2 : Burnout!
by Destune November 17, 2005
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The skidmark left in the dunny after taking a dump
Oh man go check out the burnout i left in the toilet
by meldaddy August 24, 2008
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A person who frequently engages in hilarous, unususal, dangerous or heatbag activities with total disregard for the public's or his/her own safety/well being. People usually act like burnouts to show off when there are many people especially peers watching.
Everyone called the underage drinker, Dave a burnout when he smashed a beer bottle off the windshield of a passing cop car.
by lance penney September 18, 2008
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A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:

1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.

The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.
Man: Remember that one time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?

Woman: I still have the scars!

Men: Mental and physical!

*both laugh*
by Hinwer May 18, 2014
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