burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

by nater6069 November 20, 2011

Fun Burgler

Someone who takes away, spoils or ruins all the fun of others.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are such Fun Burglers!!!

by Jesslyn Kelly October 1, 2008

Urgle Burgle

A word you might say that expresses anger, frustration, or pain in an action that you or another person does.

"Oh urgle burgle! I stubbed my toe!"
"Urgle burgle! You drilled the screw in the wrong place!"

by A guy with a fun imagination June 3, 2020

shmee burgler

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

by Stags June 21, 2008

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 7, 2003

nugget burgler

Homosexual, poofter, raving mincer, arse bandit et al....

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008

Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.

Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!

by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018