The Burchi

The act of masturbating in front of a funhouse mirror.

Once the mirror was installed in my basement, I could enjoy "the burchi" without having to go to the circus.

The Burchi by Tony Runyon June 25, 2008

the burchfield

to slap an ass as hard as possible leaving a vivid handprint across the cheek and then ejaculating on the handprint

"Man i really gave that bitch "the burchfield" last night, that bitch is gonna see that hand print for weeks .... what what!!"

the burchfield by Dino Fuckin P October 5, 2008

Ms. Burch 

Asshole of a teacher that gives homeroom seating for no apparent reason. Also known as Ms Bitch

Person 1:Did you hear Ms. Burch flipped her shit today?
Person 2: yeah. There's a reason why she's Ms Bitch

Ms. Burch by MsBurchIsAnAsshole February 23, 2017

burchenko 

To do something that makes you stupid or blonde.

"Dangit, I just pulled a burchenko."

burchenko by yourrrrmotherrrr July 27, 2009

burchodi 

bur = chut = cunt
hence burchodike means cunt fucker

abe burchodike maa mat chuda

burchodi by sunniie May 20, 2008

burchall 

Absolute stoner! If he's not smoking that good stuff then he's vaping or being awful at cricket. Just a stone cold g.

"Bro, you're such a Burchall"

burchall by iamacoollegend27 June 9, 2017

braeden burch

the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.

girl 1: who are you dating
bri: braeden burch!

braeden burch by brizika July 19, 2018