Bruncher

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).

Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,

by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

Butcher's Bill

A count of soldier casualties after a battle, sometimes used for civilians after a large disater.

"The fighting has ended for the night, what is the Butcher's Bill?"
"18 dead including 4 medics and another 45 wounded."

by wereooze October 5, 2007

butcher's bait

Someone that is so obnoxious they convince you that their sole purpose is to test your morality.

Steven: What the is that moron babbling about over there?

Sean: He was talking about how much of a shame it was that Bush couldn't run for a third term.

Steven: That idiot is butcher's bait for sure.

by Chaddy80 December 19, 2008

shifty butcher

(n) A homosexual man.

One who takes all their meat in via the back door.

That Graham Norton's a right old shifty butcher.

by Anthony Storey October 3, 2007

dodgy butcher

A word for a homosexual. Dodgy butcher - Has the meat delivered round the back.

Fuck me elton john is such a butcher!

by Frank Dux June 29, 2004

The Butcher

an amazing and sexy drummer from the band The Academy is...

"It's Freakin Scooter time!" said The Butcher.

by Fueled_by_Sam November 12, 2007

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello May 31, 2018