Bumwanker

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

Pokey Bum Wank

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.

Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.

by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! October 9, 2008

Thummy Bum Wank

Getting a girl to put their thumb up your bum while she tosses you off

Thummy Bum Wank............... Ahh babe... put it in there, but make sure you keep your rhythm

by Nizzlebizzlenizzle August 23, 2011