Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.
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The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
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Get the pokey bumwanker mug.A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'
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