bumwee

Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum

I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.

by julio! April 27, 2008

Bumsex

Word used as general adjective or exclamation, generally for something negative

As in "Oh no! I've been robbed! That's so bumsex!"
or
"Bumsex! I've been robbed!"

by bumlover February 1, 2008

bumstein

A person who is, or bears qualities similar to, one who lives on the streets and relies on others for all of his/her needs. Such needs include, but are not limited too, a constant, insatiable hunger, which thereby leads the person to require others to provide him/her with food, usually in excessive quantities, and the desire to be carried at all times in order to avoid all physical motion and effort. Scientifically, Bumsteins are incapable of converting calories into energy, thereby permitting them from performing any sort of physical motion of a useful nature.

The young lady in Communist Russia, though fully unaware of what Communism was, relied on the government like the bumstein that she was.

by Staunch Beast September 13, 2007

Enestatanez bumees!

Adj.-A word used by older brazilian fathers when they are extremely disgruntled. Adj. A word to the effect of bumees, but more exsentuated.

Kid:"Dad, I just found out that my best friend is boning mom." Dad:...."Bumees"...., Kid:"And I join in sometimes", Dad:"Enestatanez bumees!"

by Saku August 31, 2003

Bumsweat

The kid commonly known as ‘the sweat’

-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test

Kermit: “ffs what’s Brian doing now ?!”
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*

by I am phat :D November 5, 2018

Bumpee

If someone is being a butthole but more mean

You: why are you such a butthole
Other person: why are you such a Bumpee

You: ouchies that 😞 hurt 😞

by Bumpee January 27, 2019

Bumgeegee

THE ULTIMATE PHRASE USED BY THE MAN HIMSELF, STAN MAN.

stan: BUMGEEGEE!!!11ONE
literally everyone else: arf

by luigiman106 March 8, 2019