Fish Bump

A two-person celebratory act, similar to a chest bump, in which both parties rapidly bring their vaginas together.

"Hey, nice shot! Fish Bump me!"

by FreddyFwaygaux March 6, 2018

bump uglies

A euphemism for sex. See your local human anatomy book for more detail.

We were bumpin' uglies 'til dawn!

by warren b October 21, 2001

Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021

Writer's Bump

A callous formed on the finger your pencil rests on as a result of writing by hand too much.

"What's that on your finger?"
"It's a Writer's Bump, cause I write a lot."

by Nibblet101 February 13, 2010

Coco Bump

A sexual act performed by locals from several caribbean nations with visiting female tourists, always with their enthusiastic consent. The female holds onto a buoy, log or other bouyant object in the ocean, while being simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally, by two males. To people on the shore, it merely looks like three people swimming in the ocean and is thus a very discreet sex act. Known in Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Trinidad and Tobago, St. Kitts, Nevis, Barbados and U.S. Virgin Islands.

My ex-girlfriend went with her girlfriends to Hedonism II last summer. I later found out she did the coco bump with some locals and summarily dumped her.

by rent a rasta July 5, 2010

Coopa Bump

This is a game that applies to Mini Coopers. Just as you would punch a friend's arms after seeing a Beetle Volkswagen car while saying "Punch Buggy yellow, no punch back", you would BUMP your arm into your friend's arm while saying "Coopa bump green, no bump back! if you see a Mini Cooper car" (Google it if you don't know what kind of car that is)

The same rule applies:

-You say license to avoid one mini cooper
-You have to say "no bump back" to avoid your friend viciously bumping you back
-Just have good ol' fun attacking your buddies and annoying siblings

This game was created by a competitive couple (A & C) who need more than Punch Buggies to win against each other in their games. See Vespa as well.

"Coopa bump (color of the car), no bump back!"

Elle and Tee are walking down the street one sunny morning. Suddenly, Ann sees a black mini cooper driving down the block. She bumped into his arm, shouting"Coopa bump black, no bump back!"
Curt: Aw, man you got me again.

Ann wins again for the day

by Dorkis T November 26, 2013

colbert bump

The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.

After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.

by Angela Carrington July 10, 2007