Joe:"Yeah me and Emma have been having a really bumpy friendship lately"
Joe's Friend: "How often do you guys have sex?"
Joe's Friend: "How often do you guys have sex?"
by monsieur mexican August 31, 2012
Phwoar ! Look at her/him,the only thing missing on that near perfect face is a blob of Bumpy's Bounty.
I met a lovely caring man last night,after we had sex,he wanked off over my forehead and gifted me Bumpy's Bounty.
I met a lovely caring man last night,after we had sex,he wanked off over my forehead and gifted me Bumpy's Bounty.
by Bill Tuppence. December 07, 2010
When you can't keep your eyes open
by Blameablegore July 22, 2016
A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.
Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.
by Debocalypse July 02, 2014
Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."
by Fergloch August 25, 2010
by JenThe80'sFan February 04, 2004
Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away
by SouthTroyCore January 23, 2014